| I'm Unretiring, Twenty Years Later |
| Published: November 2, 2008, 12:30 pm |
| Tags: Mixed |
| a helmet and my old baseball jockstrap, but I need everything else by Friday. Where should a poor bastard like me score the rest of my protective gear so I can survive my long overdue return to the world's fastest game? |
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| MIKE LEACH ROLLS HIS 20-SIDED BONES |
| Published: October 9, 2008, 12:05 pm |
| Tags: Big 12 Conference, Blog Buddies, College Football |
| dagger. Your arrow is your jockstrap. You are not shocked that Mike Leach has a deep understanding of every subject known to man. He understands the proper use of cyanide gases in mining, the role the Asian Marmot played in the spread of the bubonic plague, and can lecture you at length on the complex barter systems used by the Maya in building |
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| Top ten sports atoners |
| Published: October 8, 2008, 11:34 pm |
| Tags: Nfl, Ncaa Football, Sports, Mlb, Dmtshooter, Bad Nba, Lists |
| a hair shirt with matching jockstrap.9. Kosuke Fukudome. Has there ever been more made out of a .258 hitter with no real power or meaningful speed? Well, probably, but his perfect mirroring of the Cubs year (good early, helpless late) just makes him the perfect embodiment. Oh, and he'll be a fine trivia question one day, in that no one will |
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| ‘What's That Smell?’ or An Olfactory Primer on New York's Subway System |
| Published: August 11, 2008, 12:30 am |
| Tags: Mta Absurdity |
| lazy and thus smells like a jockstrap nightmare that a neutron bomb made of Right Guard couldn't fix. So that's what summertime in the city is like, my friends. Damp, unpleasant, mean, and cruel. Anyone that tells you different is a robot. Vomit A couple of years ago, I was riding the train on my morning commute, not a care in the world, a |
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| A jockstrap, a bra and a boob walk into a bar… |
| Published: July 30, 2008, 11:55 pm |
| Tags: Bras, General, Health, Humor, Life, Personal, Women, Silly, Bmi, Bmi Calculator, Calorie Counting, Calories, Daddy Papersurfer, Dieting, Dr Evil, Fat Bastard, Fracas The Boob, Frank The Sedentary Jockstrap, Healthy Eating, Hernia, Nutritional Values Of Fast Foods, Olga The Tr |
| a thief. ] The role of the jockstrap could be played by Frank, the role of the bra by Olga, and the role of the boob? Obviously… me. Soon, I will have the pleasure of Olga the traveling bra’s company. Now that she’s safe and sound following that bra-napping incident, I’m sure she’s looking forward to a more |
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