ESPN gives Joe Theismann Four Million to Go Away! |
| Published: December 5, 2007, 1:46 pm |
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Imagine this Ever wonder what it would be like to walk a day in Joe Theismann's shoes? And you ever think how bad that has to suck! First off, the guy can't pronounce his own name correctly, (great to see that he's putting that Notre Dame education to good use)! Secondly, he bombed out of the Heisman race. If that wasn't enough L.T. made a human wishbone out of him on Monday Night And even to this day Joe can't go near a bowl of Rice Krispies. For they go Snap, Crackle, Pop! If that wasn't enough, turns out his son is a crackhead, running a cartel out of the Theismann's residence Although the good news is that ole sonny boy is looked up to immensely by Andy Reid's boys Dumb & Dumber! Almost like a hero Hey Joe, how awesome is that? Maybe that's where Travis Henry obtained his "second hand smoke" from! Yes, as anybody can see The life of Joe Theismann blows harder than a prostitute in the passenger seat in some dark alley. Though, "Star" gets paid to [ Full article ] |
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