Michelle and Laura tour the White House |
| Published: November 16, 2008, 12:28 am |
| Tags: barack obama, george w bush, humor, michelle obama, politics, race, black satire, condoleezza rice, communist smear, dick cheney, diplomacy, diplomatic reception room, donald rumsfeld, geeshrubya, geneva conventions, iran, laura bush, lincoln bedroom, mahmoud ahmadineijad, |
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After arguing passionately over proposition 8, I feel that you all could use some humor. This is my first attempt at humor in a long while. It stops when I am depressed and I am trying to recover. I understand Michelle Obama got a grand tour of their new digs the other day and a little birdie told me that this is how it went down. Mrs. Bush: (with clenched teeth and squeezed butt cheeks) Welcome to the White House, Mrs. Obama. It is a (makes air quotes) “fabulous honor” for me to introduce you to the loyal household staff and give you the grand tour of the entire residence and state rooms. Mrs. Obama: Mrs. Bush, the cameras are gone. You can cut the act. Mrs. Bush: Whew. Thank You. I didn’t know how long I could’ve kept up the act. The truth of the matter is that you people frighten me. I just don’t know what this world is coming to. Your husband’s election over a perfectly good white man is just not right if you ask [ Full article ] |
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