MIKE LEACH ROLLS HIS 20-SIDED BONES |
| Published: October 9, 2008, 12:05 pm |
| Tags: big 12 conference, blog buddies, college football |
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Your football is your dagger. Your arrow is your jockstrap. You are not shocked that Mike Leach has a deep understanding of every subject known to man. He understands the proper use of cyanide gases in mining, the role the Asian Marmot played in the spread of the bubonic plague, and can lecture you at length on the complex barter systems used by the Maya in building their relatively modest but intricate Central American empire. He also may do this over the phone while defecating or ordering fast food (but hopefully not both.) Therefore, you cannot and should not be surprised that Leach not only has a deep understanding of elves, but has imparted this knowledge into his playbook and by extension, his continually baffled players. “He calls me the evil elf because he has all these different things; elves are small; they’re generally pretty mean and they corner well,” Morris said. “They’re good with a dagger; he goes on and on about how elves have different [ Full article ] |
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