THE CURIOUS INDEX, 7/31/07 |
| Published: July 30, 2007, 11:21 am |
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1. We’re having a crisis of sorts. Damn you, Phil Steele–you have to point out the ugly facts of the situation rather than letting us dwell in our fantasy world of long-held grudges, stereotypes, and facile prejudices against teams, their coaches, and their fanbases. Reading through the Bible last night, we came to the Book of Illinois, and…sigh. They’re still gonna suck, especially across the front of the defensive line and in the still-patchy secondary. (Though corner Vontae Davis will be just fine on his lonesome.) But they won’t suck as much as they did the year before, meaning that [NAME REDACTED] won’t be bullshitting (!) for once when he says that he sees improvement. And offensively, Illinois’s got a fine rushing attack, mostly because they have two tailbacks in the backfield at all times: Rashard Mendenhall (definitely no relation to Bronco), and alleged quarterback Juice Williams, who with a 39 percent completion rate [ Full article ] |
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